This was forwarded to me by an American friend who read my post on Sivaji and Rajnikanth. Thought I will share it with you. It is hilarious. Enjoy.
Top Rajnikant Facts known to man:
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live
- Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant
- Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice
- When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down
- Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
- Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush in Poker
- Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
- Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile
- Rajnikant can slam a revolving door
- Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost
- Remember the
- There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue
- Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through
- Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear
- Rajnikant can divide by zero
- For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Rajnikant, each testicle is larger than the other one
- When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600
- Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink
- In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajnikant kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe
- Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth
- Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage
- Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”
- Rajnikant ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
- If you Google search “Rajnikant getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
- Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds
- Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint
- It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes – no, he doesn’t have a TIVO
- The Bermuda Triangle used to be the
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in
- Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
- Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
